Thursday, May 6, 2010

Evidence of Higgs Boson revealed.

Just something I noticed the other night. I was reading the label of a package of candy cigarrettes I had been given, when I found something odd. The nutritional label states "Total Carb. 14g," but the front panel says,

"NEW WT .042 oz (12g)."

First off, what exactly is "New WT"? It must mean that they've found the Higgs Boson, and managed to remove several from the candy, because somehow, there's apparently 2g of sugar in it that have no mass. I really didn't know that the guys running the LHC at CERN had gotten that far.

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